Zac Efron just called eRelyx.* Wow! He is upset that I haven’t blogged about him yet. When I blogged about Taylor Lautner and Justin Bieber, Efron was willing to let it slide. He thought to himself, “Those guys are me a few years ago.”
Then eRelyx dropped blogs about Justin Timberlake and Tom Cruise. Efron couldn’t sit on the sidelines. ”What about me? You can’t go from Lautner and Bieber straight to JT and TC! Surely you should have blogged about me somewhere in the middle.”
Zac – you’re right. In the world of superstardom, you sit between Lautner/Bieber and Timberlake/Cruise (incidentally, how many women do you think would die to sit in between those four?). I honestly wanted to blog about you the other day, but you showed up to your Charlie St. Cloud premier in a suit. I couldn’t see your watch.
But then I realized that you have amazing taste in arm accessories**, so you must be wearing a killer Rolex, Breitling, Panerai, or IWC watch. How do I know you have good taste? Because you showed up with Vanessa Hudgens*** on your arm. No one would have noticed your watch anyway.
Notes: *No he didn’t. **Ladies – do not get mad at me. You are amazing. It was just a metaphor. ***Vanessa – still no word from Aniston. Email me.
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