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I’ll admit it – I watch the Bachelorette. I also watched Jake pick Vienna on The Bachelor. As I watched the other night, I had several observations:
- The host, Chris Harrison, LOVES big watches. He had a huge watch last season. He has a huge watch this season. Last season’s looked like an Audemars Piguet. Haven’t figured out what he’s wearing this season. I’ll keep all of you posted (and if you know, please leave a comment). Chris has been spotted with a rather large Raymond Weil as well (see above).
- Ali, despite what she claims, is not giving up anything to be on the show. Your job at Facebook? A, I bet they’d hire you back after the show. B, If they don’t, you’ve got a job at eRelyx – and I’ll pay you 50% more than what Facebook was paying you. Your apartment? I bet you have a nicer place in less than a year. Let’s be honest. You left your job and apartment to be on The Bachelorette, after which you’ll be famous. If you’re giving up anything, it’s your anonymity.
- I need a haircut. Jay convinced me.
- Did “Shooter” really think that it was “cute to break the ice” with the story behind his nickname? To quote Seth and Amy, “Really?!?!”
- People need to stop saying stuff like, “Thank God” when they get a rose. It’s tired. (Hunter – I’m talking to you. Jonathan – take notes)
So who’s going to win? I’ll weigh in.
Early departures: Jonathan, Kasey, Craig R., Tyler V., Chris N., Craig M.
Next wave: Frank, John C., Justin, Kirk
They’ll stick around, but still have no shot: Jesse, Hunter, Steve, Ty, Chris L.
Front runners: Roberto, Chris H.
Ultimate Winner: Chris H.
Book it. And to the ultimate winner – shoot me an email and we can work out some sort of endorsement deal for pre-owned luxury watches.